Books Of The Gay Bible

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Dude
Joshie
Jake
Mikie
Timmay
Peters



Ruthless
Perverts

The ultimate chosen one


The New Book Of The
Gay Bible

Porn Whores And Sluts




Chapter 1

1. In the beginning ,Ten million years ago,the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat thingy blinked, and the universe
was created. He gave His only be Goaten son, Billy, to fry on the Holy Bar-B-Que Pit for our sins. Beware
of Fluffy, the Evil Anti-Goat. He will try to deceive you from the One True Goat. Fluffy takes on the form of
a sheep.
2 . If you do not BELIEVE in Billy, you will be eaten on Judgment Day by The Cosmic Star Goat, to stew in
the Wholly Bile for all of eternity.
Chapter 2

1. Five million years ago, humanity landed on Earth, arriving in a huge spaceship which fled their doomed
planet. Those few that fled did so to escape the wrath of the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat thingy which
threatened to eat their star due to humanity's inhumanity toward each other.
2. Upon seeing the tyrannical tremble and flee, Star Goat was appeased and, pleased by the piety of those
who remained, decided to allow the infidels who made it to Earth a second chance.
3. Star Goat continues its work to make humanity aware of its disgrace and invite the intellectual among
them to share in Star Goat's Paradise when He finally destroys this world.

Chapter 3

1. Then there was man and fags.Only fags can be holy and only the chosen one can be a fag.
2. It took 7 says for the straighties to hate the fags.and the man said I hate fags.
3. There was separation between man and fags. The man now referred to as Straighties or infidels, and the
fags as Fag . Unholy fags are also considered to be infidels and all infidels will be eaten on judgment day
by that damn stupid cosmic star goat thingy. (bbaaahhhhh)
4. The straighties will not like fags, but the straighties will allow the fags to suck their cocks as long as
their wives or girlfriends do not find out.
5. Straighties are actually Fags but are in the “Closet”.
6. Straighties hate fags because fags get better sex. As the gay sex is the ultimate form of sexual expression.

Chapter 4

1. Straighties will never understand the fags.Especially the fags holy grounds.
2. The straighties will always be threatened by the fags because all straighties are insecure about
themselves
and have the need and desire to control,rule,destroy everything around them.
3. Straighties will do everything in their power to make the fags unhappy. Straighties try to destroy the
fag’s holy grounds
4. Straighties will try to pass useless laws to make the fags lives miserable but in reality end up just making
themselves miserable.
5. Straighties cannot control the one true chosen fag.

Chapter 5

1. The one true chosen fag , the only one with answers, is the only one allowed to write these scriptures.
2. As its written it is advised for all fags to follow these writings or be expelled onto the unholy BBQ pit of
death.
3. The one true chosen one is the only one more powerful than the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat thingy.
4. Mutant Cosmic Star Goat thingy is aware that no man or fag should have to follow the logic and
teachings of a goat. , therefore the chosen one was created .(isnt this all so complex?)
5. Mutant Cosmic Star Goat thingy invites all to view his personal video on the net at:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=10527477

Chapter 6

1. On on July 7, 1947, Fluffy, the Evil Anti-Goat tried to destroy the planet earth but crashed landed in
Roswell New Mexico. The United States government has since covered up the story. The remains of Fluffy
are thought to be in the hands of the military. But fluffy survived the crash and is thought to be living in
Buffalo New York.

Chapter 7

1. In Looking for a boyfriend the first series of questions shall contain the three “C’s” , What Color is your
car? What Color is your house?
What Color is the building that you work? . A worthy to date fag shall have these basic items and be able
to answer the question .
2. Only accept fags that can answer the three “C’s “


Exit


Chapter 1

1. Now the names of the unholy fags will be listed, Dude,Joshie,Jake,Mikie,Timmay and Peters.
2. These fags have no powers but they will always think they do.
3. These fags will always think they are better than you and they believe they will live forever in gay.com
chatrooms.
4. Try as they will but they will never be as good as the chosen one.
5. As it is written they will exit by the mouth of thy unholy stupid cosmic star goat thingy.


Chapter 2


1. And the Gay Bible said “ Now shalt find a boyfriend with a holy name” or just settle for any
crack whore that you can find.
2. Now shalt hide new boyfriend for 3 days so no one knows that its really just an extended trick.
3.When you can no longer hide the new boyfriend you are to rub sex lube all over his nude body and place
him in a ark by the river bank.
4. when your new boyfriend is found he will become one of the holy ones.


Chapter 3

1. The chosen one will keep the flock and lead them to the Holy Ground.
2. Some bushes catch fire for no real reason.
3. This will be the Holy Ground. AKA the Gay Bar or bathhouse.
4. Bla Bla Bla, you get the point


Chapter 4

1. Take thy hand of the holy new boyfriend onto the holy ground.
2. Allow new holy boyfriend to dance and drink with the unholy sinners of the church of goat.
3. Catch new holy boyfriend in the restroom having sex.
4. Exit the relationship



Chapter 5

1. As it is written, anyone can exit at any time they want to do so.
2. Exit as requested as follows:
3. The church of goat is the official exit location, as it is written by contract, the church of goat will
happily accept the exit of any fag, holy or unholy at any time for a small fee , they will put you forth onto
their
much unholy BBQ of death, cook you until you are medium well, and the much unholy stupid cosmic star
goat will eat you and you, will settle into his bile and giveth the goat horrible gas pains and dirraherra.
4. You cannot come back after being eaten by the goat.
5. This is the final Exit point .

Dude

Chapter 1

1. In the beginning there was a Dude
2. Dude will be used as a term to describe everyone that does not fit the other books of the gay bible.
3. In reference to said name all the books stories can be applied to everyone in general.
4. Dude has no special powers, Dude did not part any seas, or burn any bushes, (he might have smoked pot
and drank a lot) otherwise he has no special skills or desires.
5. If you feel u meet the requirements of dude then u should assume this book most closely resembles your
life and you should follow the book of Dude as closely as possible.

Chapter 2

1. Being of the Dude origin, Dudes are typically lazy fools. make bad business decisions, bad personal
decisions, and are typically losers.
2. The Dudes are pot smokers, smokers,drinkers,partiers, and have a overall IQ of less than 100.Dudes and
ghetto thugs are one in the same. (sheep wearing a picture of a donkey are still sheep).
3. Holding a job for a Dude is impossible.(as they are too busy being thugs or sleeping)
4. Typically leaving work early for Italian food his grandmother has prepared.
5. A typical dude will live off others, parents,boyfriends,friends or anyone else he can flop at or over.
6. A dude is also referred to as a Ruthless Fag. (see the book of ruthless).
7. Dudes are not holy fags.
8. You should avoided Dudes as much as possible.
9. It is ok to trick with Dudes just make sure your double bag it.

Chapter 3

1.Dudes will eventually die and be expelled onto the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by the stupid
cosmic
star goat, in which will give him horrible gas pains and possibly dirraherra.
2. Unless they convert into normal fags.
3. If converted to normal fags they can also upgrade to holy fags if they follow proper procedures.

Chapter 4

1. For a dude to become a normal fag, he needs to follow the following.
2. The dude must stop smoking,drinking and doing all drugs,
3. The dude must get a job and pay his bills.
4. The dude must stop living off of others and treat people with respect.


Chapter 5

1. The steps needed for a Dude that has already become a normal fag to become a holy fag are as follows.
2. The Dude fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Dude fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Dude fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Dude fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Dude fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Dude fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4

Chapter 1
1. Joshie is the prepie fag
2. Everyone likes Joshie except the ones that do not.
3. Everyone desires Joshie even thought he is too good for you or anyone else,
4. Joshie is very picky, he will turn down and reject 98 % of all fags that want his body.
5. Joshie is a superficial fag and if your like joshie then you should assume that the book and writings of
joshie most closely resemble your life and you should follow these teachings.
Chapter 2

1. It is written that prepie fags are stuck up superficial pricks, desiring only perfection and never dating
because no one is ever good enough to meet their high outrageous standards.
2. Prepie fags can either be holy fags or unholy fags, but are typically unholy due to their inability to
realize the difference between reality and fantasy.
3. Prepie fags must follow the same rules that apply to all other fags with no exception.
4. it is ok for the holy fags to trick with the unholy prepie fags.
5. Prepie fags include preps, jocks,rich fags and skaters. (skaters are actually crossovers and misfits but
what the hell they have to go somewhere)
6. As it is written is it a sin to skate upon the holy grounds.
Chapter 3

1. Prepie fags did not arrive on earth from the spaceship. instead they are a product of the early days of
the
inbreeding of the straighties in the beginning.
2. Most regular fags and holy fags dislike prepie fags, as they feel that everyone should serve them.
3. Prepie fags have no special powers and deserve no special treatment.
4. Prepie fags typically live in upscale communities and will not speak to others from lower income areas
regardless if that poor are of the holy fags or not.
5. This is what makes the prepie fags unholy and its likely they will also have to visit the un holy BBQ
pit.and be eaten by that cosmic star goat thingy.
Chapter 4

1. The ultimate holy chosen one feels pity for the prepie fags, and for this reason of his ultimate unneeded
kindness as allowed the prepies a second chance.
2. Prepies can apply to become regular fags.
3. Prepies must give up this stuck up attitude forever, if it comes back they will be expelled once again to
live with the unholy prepie fags and die on the BBQ pit of death.and be eaten by that cosmic star goat
thingy.

Chapter 5

1. Skaters, the chosen one decided to have a special chapter for just the unholy skaters.
2. And the chosen one said onto them, i see the skaters and i was pleased.
3. The skaters have a special sexual attraction powers poessed by no other unholy fags.
4. Even though the skaters are scruffy,dirty, and unholy they always seem to posse some strange unknown
power, it is thought by the ultimate chosen one their powers come from fluffy the anti-goat sheep thingy.
5. Unfortunately the skaters are to receive the same fait as the rest of the unholy fags and will eventually
die and serve on the un holy BBQ pit.and be eaten by that cosmic star goat thingy.
Chapter 6
1. The Prepie fags can become normal fags only if they stop being stuck up and change their attitudes
2. Skaters are skaters and they always will be skaters. There is no other good use for skaters other than
skating and for hot sex.

Chapter 7

1. The steps needed for a Prepie fag that has already become a normal fag to become a holy fag are as
follows.
2. The Prepie fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Prepie fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Prepie fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Prepie fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Prepie fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church
of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Prepie fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4
Jake


Chapter 1


1. Jake is the party animal, and is also not a holy fag,Porn stars can be holy fags or unholy fags.
2. All drag queens, strippers, party animals will be considered a part of jake’s scriptures.
3. Porn stars whores and sluts were considered to be the followers of the book of Jake, but it was seen as a
separate existence so a new book of whores porn and sluts was created.

Chapter 2


1. Jake always desired the chosen one, but fortunately the chosen one never allowed jake to come close.
2. The chosen one never went to the holy grounds with Jake.
3. The followers of Jake wanted to outcast the chosen one because the chosen one did not want to be in
jakes clique.
4. Jakes Clique decided to spread rumors about the chosen one.
5. The chosen one was outcasted by the most unholy fags.
6. This out casting was actually good for the chosen one and made his beliefs even stronger.
7. This outcasting of the chosen one protected him even more from the dark waters of the earth and the
diseases
of the unholy fags.
8. Eventually the jake cliques failed and all of jakes followers turned on jake and left him all alone in his so
unholy pit of dispare.

Chapter 3


1. Jake acknowledges his past ignorance and begs for forgiveness.
2. As it is written, the chosen one years later forgave Jakes ignorance and allowed him the opportunity to
become a normal fag.
3. It is unknown what happened to all of jakes Clique but it is known most of them died and went to the
church of goat and was put forth onto the unholy BBQ of death and eaten but that stupid cosmic star goat
thingy.


Chapter 4

1. For a Jakie to become a normal fag, he must stop all partying,drugs,all drag must stop !!, no flammers
may become a holy fag.
2. Jakeie type cliques must be dismembered, no more cliques or rumors. no exception.
3. Jakies must apologize to all those they have done wrong in the past.
4. Jakies may now be considered normal fags and can now apply to become a holy fag.


Chapter 5

1. The steps needed for a Jakie that has already become a normal fag to become a holy fag are as follows.
2. The Jakie fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Jakie fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Jakie fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Jakie fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Jakie fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Jakie fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4
Mikie


Chapter 1

1. In the beginning there was little mikie.
2. And he was a dark and lonely fag.
3. Little Mikie was not of the holy fags and believed in dark science.
4. There was drugs and misery in little mikies past.
5. There was little hope for mikies future.
Chapter 2

1. Mikie met the chosen one.
2. The chosen one decided to offer mikie a way through the dark waters of the earth.
3. Mikie used the chosen one for sex and never wanted to follow the ways of the chosen one.
4. The chosen one knew about this and was not happy.
5. The chosen one withdrew Mikie from his myspace friends list.
6. After Mikie was expelled into the darkness he realized how much he appreciated being the chosen one’s
friend.
7. Mikie begged the chosen on for 1 more chance.
8. The chosen one with a heart of gold allowed the unholy little mikie back onto his much holy myspace
page.
9. It wasn't long until the unholy little mikie went astray once again.
10. Little Mikie displayed pictures of himself with needles and the mists of drug abuse once again.
11. It will ultimately mean that the chosen one will have to expel little Mikie to die on the unholy BBQ of
death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
Chapter 3


1. As it is written in the book of mikie, all fags of the Gothic descent , emo children,vampires,pagan,witches
and children of the corn are grouped onto the book of mikie
2. Following the dark ways of the little mikie will get you expelled onto the unholy BBQ of death and be
eaten by that stupid cosmic
star goat thingy.
3. As in the unholy book of timmi, there isn't much hope for the mikie fags. your best solution is to accept
the fact that your a total dumbass and expel yourself to the far off land , far away from the chosen one and
his holy followers.
4. Mikie fags believe in Fluffy, the Evil Anti-Goat sheep thingy

Chapter 4

1. Followers of little mikie often gather with needles, dark clothing, candles and Fluffy, the Evil Anti-Goat
sheep thingy.
2. They worship Fluffy and follow the teachings of the sheep.
3. The sheep will lead them to the bowels of the goat.
4. The sheep only wants to cause more misery, dispare,hopelessness,and general kaos.
5. The sheep has no real powers, the sheep tricks his followers into believing his evil powers are from him
but
in reality his powers come only from the bile of the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
6. The believers of fluffy, the evil anti-goat sheep thingy, will be expelled to the unholy BBQ of death and
be eaten by that stupid
cosmic star goat thingy.
7. As it is written the stupid cosmic star goat thingy is actually the same as the evil anti goat sheep, the
sheep was created by the goat for the goat.
8. Does any of this shit make any sense?

Chapter 5

1. The steps needed for a Mikie fag that has already become a normal fag to become a holy fag are as
follows.
2. The Mikie fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Mikie fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Mikie fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Mikie fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Mikie fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church
of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Mikie fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4
Timmay


Chapter 1


1. In the beginning there was timmay, also referred to as timmi.
2. Timmi was a sick and dyeing little boy.
3. Timmi met the chosen one and wanted the chosen one to be his holy boyfriend,
4. Timmi lied and cheated on his unholy boyfriend (whom was a ruthless fag himself) to try to date the
chosen one.
5. The chosen one found out about this horrible deception and expelled timmi and his ruthless boyfriend to
die on
the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
6. The chosen one decided to allow sickly little timmi to live but out casted him onto a far off land and to be
allowed only to date other ruthless ugly fags for the rest of his life, afterward he would have to visit the
BBQ pit of death and be eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.


Chapter 2


1. If your life is like timmi, then there really is no hope for you. your best solution is to accept the fact that
your a total dumbass and expel yourself to the far off land , far away from the chosen one and his holy
followers.
2. It might be possible for timmi to become a normal fag but totally impossible for him to ever become a
holy fag.
3. In the instance of timmi it would be up to the chosen one and a panel of highly trained fags and a long
debate process to allow timmi to be considered as a normal fag.
4. Although as of this scripture,V1.0, there has never been a case where timmi has ever been allowed
normal fag status.
5. If your the unlucky one to have to be the boyfriend of said timmi it is advisable to purchase the
protection insurance from the gay handbook publishing company.


Chapter 3


1.Timmi believes in Fluffy, the Evil Anti-Goat. sheep thingy.
2. Timmi does what timmi wants.
3. Timmi has little education and therefore is too ignorant to know right from wrong.


Chapter 4

1. The arrogance of timmi was not restricted only to himself, but to the others that surround him.
2. As it is written, the plagues that afflict timmi were not brought on by the chosen one, but was brought on
by his unholyness and being a worshipper of the sheep.
3. As it is written, timmi is to be a social abomination,
4. The chosen one decided not to cast timmi to the desert or have him afflicted by plagues, or insects, or
burned at
the stake, so he was forgiven by the ultimate holy chosen one and allowed to live once again in a far off
place and to beallowed only to date other ruthless ugly fags for the rest of his life, afterward he would have
to visit the BBQ pit of death and be eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
5. Everything that you have read in the book of timmi is totally true, unfortunately, no bullshit here !!!
6. You cannot use Exit 2:1-4 to make timmi a holy fag, sorry :o(
Peters


Chapter 1

1. In the beginning there was a boy named peter.
2. And peter was thought to be a holy fag
3. Peter pretended to love his boyfriends but was only in it for the sex.

Chapter 2

1. Peter met Brian, Brian was one of those especially holy fags that are hard to come buy. unfortunately
Brian was
not of the teachings of the gay bible at that time and had no gay handbook to follow.
2. Brian was suckered into believing that Peter was of the holy fags and could be trusted and they became
Boyfriends.
3. Unknowing to Brian, Peter was cheating. Peter was not holy or loyal to the holy and loyal Brian.
4. In the becoming weeks, it was found that Peter decided to take Brians best friend and become a ruthless
fag
with Brian’s best friend.
5. Unknowing to Brian at this time, Brian assumed things were all good in the world.
6. It was one beautiful day when the holy grounds were closed Brian went onto his best friends property to
witness the unholy ruthless acts of his boyfriend and best friend.
7. This made Brian very sad and brian became a bitter fag.
8. Their relationship ended and they didn't speak for many years.
9. Brian, the unusually special holy fag he is, forgave peters and they once again became friends.
10. It is thought that Brian was the chosen one, the only true holy fag that was good enough to write the
holy gay bible and show the fags the way.
Chapter 3

1.Peters is of the original fags that arrived on the spaceship.
2. Peters practices the ways of his homeland.
3. From his homeland family and food are very close.
4. From his homeland peters also brought with him the ways of the home peoples.
5. As it is written, it is well known that peters cometh from the lands of the people of Italian foods and
adultery. Cheating is acceptable in his homelands but is considered to be a sin on earth.
6. Peters has a second chance. the ultimate holy chosen one has given peters the ability to become a holy
fag.
7. The ultimate holy chosen one feels pity for the unholy peters, and feels that discharge of the peters to the
unholy BBQ of death would be the most unfortunate thing.
8. Peters can become a normal fag by not cheating on his boyfriends and then can apply to be a holy fag as
written below
Chapter 4

1. The steps needed for a Peters that has already become a normal fag to become a holy fag are as follows.
2. The Peters fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Peters fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Peters fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Peters fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Peters fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church
of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Peters fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4
Ruthless


Chapter 1

1. And the gay bible said onto me, there be ruthless people out there.
2. And their duties in life are to be mean and ruthless.
3. Not even the chosen holy fags can be ruthless and live for ever after in the holy gay.com
chatroom of ever lasting life.
4. Be aware of the most unholy fags because they will try to spread their diseases onto you.
5. Never trust the fag, unholy or holy as they are never to be trusted.
6. It is written , it is ok to leave a boyfriend, fag, unholy or holy,at the holy grounds if he decides to become
ruthlessdurning your outing.
7. In leaving the ruthless boyfriend,fag, at the holy grounds with no way home, he is then forced to fend for
himself
and has the option of becoming a regular fag again or becoming a permanent ruthless fag.

Chapter 2

1. The steps taken to become a ruthless fag are as follows.
2. The boyfriend or fag is at the holy grounds and refuses to share the last of the popcorn with you.
3. The boyfriend or fag dirty dances with another boyfriend or fag in front of you.
4. The boyfriend or fag is found having sex in the restrooms or the property of the holy grounds.
5. The boyfriend or fag goes home with the boy, this is a violation of the 7 th commandment, adultery.
6. The boyfriend or friend takes your best friend into the sin of sex.
7. The boyfriend or friend spreads rumours about you.
8. At this time he is considered to be a ruthless fag.
9. This list is not limited to all the possibilities of becomming a ruthless fag.

Chapter 3

1. The steps needed for a ruthless fag to become a holy fag again are as follows.
2. The ruthless fag must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The ruthless fag must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said ruthless fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The ruthless fag must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said ruthless fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the church
of
goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed once again to be a regular fag, but
unfortunally can never become a holy fag .
7. A Converted ruthless fag cannot use Exit 2:1-4 to become a holy fag, sorry

Chapter 4

1. If the ruthless fag decides never to become a regular fag, there is only one way for them , that is the BBQ
pit of death, as it is written in the gay handbook gay bible, there is no exception, no free passes no vip card
from the holy grounds can change this.otherwise do not pass go do not collect 200.00. go directly to the
BBQ pit of death.
2. Do you understand? probably not if you read this far down you must not have much of a life and
hopefully are not stupid enough to actually believe this crap and take it only for the humor and
entertainment value that it is.
3. It is written that 99% of the Christian bible is never read so im going to assume no one will read all of
this shit either and actually be stupid enough to form some new religion with me ,the holy chosen one,
being the new “god” and hopefully they will send me monies from all over the earth even from across the
dark waters and beyond.
4. The chosen one figures if you are stupid enough to give me money and believe im your “god” then
please do not look badly upon me for smartly taking your free money to do with it as i see fit. I really want
that new boat.

Perverts


Chapter 1

1. And the gay bible said onto me. there be perverts out there, some young some old, some bad and
some good.
2.And the perverts main duty in life is to be perverted.
3. Only those from the holy chosen may be perverted and live for ever after in the holy gay.com
chatrooms in cyber space.
4. All other perverts are to die and be expelled forever and sent to the church of goat where he will die on
the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy they refer to as their
“god”.

Chapter 2

1. As it is written, perverts will frequent the holy grounds looking for their next victims.
2. As it is written, it is ok for holy fags to trick with perverts.
3. Be aware of the bad perverts as they may try to touch you on the holy grounds especially in the steam
rooms and hot tubs of the holy grounds.

Chapter 3

1. Perverts believe they posse special powers.
2. Perverts believe they are the chosen one and that give them the permission to touch anyone at any time
any way they want.
3. As it is written, the bad perverts are sinners and are to be out casted to the church of goat, there to die a
horrible
death on the unholy BBQ pit of death to be eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
4. As it is written, the good perverts are allowed to become normal fags with the options to become holy
fags through the due process.
5. Perverts will be perverts

Chapter 4

1. The fear of the chosen one is the state of wisdom,and the knowledge of the holy fags.
2. Treasurers of the perverted and wickedness profit nothing but becoming a holy fag will delivereth the
perverted from the bile of the goat.
3. With fear of the wicked, the perverted may be allowed to be granted righteousness.
4. The perverts are to lie only with other perverts, as anything more is considered a sin.
5.It is accepted for the holy fags to beat the perverts with a rod.as so long as the holy fags feel mercy upon
the perverts
6. And the chosen one spoke, within a period of time the perverts will fail and end up in the bile of the goat.

Chapter 5
1. The steps needed for a Normal pervert to become a holy fag pervert are as follows.
2. The Normal pervert must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to believe.
3. The Normal pervert must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Normal
pervert fag
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Normal pervert must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all
other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Normal pervert fag cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to
the church of goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star
goat thingy they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Normal pervert fag passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy
Normal pervert fag.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4
The Book Of The Ultimate Chosen fag

Chapter 1

1. As written in the previous books, there is only 1 true chosen fag,
2. This one true chosen fag is the super ultimate holy Brian.

Chapter 2

1. Brian was of the special fags. even before the beginning of the gay handbook and the holy
writings of the gay bible. Brian was already far beyond all the commandments and writings and scriptures.
2. Brian poessed a special ability to seek out the unholy fags and the ruthless fags after the time
of peters.
3. Brian set forth a plan to help the gay people navigate the dark waters of the cruel earth.
4. It was decided by the powers to be that Brian was the one true chosen fag with the knowledge
to write the gay handbook and gay bible that follows .

Chapter 3
1. Those whom do not believe that Brian is the chosen fag ,thay will die on the unholy BBQ of death and be
eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
2. Following the scriptures of the chosen one will help all fags become better peoples.
3. Following the scriptures of the chosen one will help all fags escape the fait of the church of goat where
all fags
will eventually die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy
they
refer to as their “god”. , unless they become one of the special holy fags .
4. Unlike the real bible, the gay bible and the scriptures do not require any sacrifices of any kind, no blood
shed, no sprinkling of blood or dead body parts for any reason, thats just plain stupid.(like all religions)
5. Unlike the real bible, the gay bible does not allow any slaves, unless its in a role play situation, in that
case it
is encouraged to do so for the good health of a strong sexual relationship. (spank thy ass baby)
6. The scriptures of the gay bible, will not sent anyone to the desert for 40 days or nights, or make them
build large wooden ship and gather up animals from all over the world, flood the earth ,catch bushes on
fire, send
horrible insect attacks, part the dark waters, walk on thy dark waters,send plagues to the people or even
having to fight giant beasts.(getting into a fight with a drag queen isn't the fault of the chosen one)
7. The chosen one has decided to make life much more simple by not having to worry about all the death
and
destruction associated with the real bible.

Chapter 4

1. As it is written, all fags have 3 choices, they are as follows.
2. The path of the ruthless fag, following this path will lead to, thy, will die on the unholy BBQ of death and
be
eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
3. The normal fag, following this path will lead to, thy , will die on the unholy BBQ of death and be
eaten by the stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
4. The holy fag, to follow this path one will be allowed to live forever in the holy chatroom of gay.com
forever.
5. The chosen one, you cannot become a chosen one because the chosen one is Brian.


Chapter 5

1.As it is written, the chosen one will not tell you what to wear, but the general rule is, the better looking
you are
the less you should wear.
2. As it is written. the uglier you are the less you should go out in public. never go to the holy grounds if
you are a troll.
3. Ugly fags and trolls can still be holy fags but must expel themselves from public viewing at all costs.


The New Book Of The Gay Bible



The New Book of Porn Whores and Sluts

Chapter 1 (whores)

1. This is a special book, since porn whores and sluts are so rampant in our dark earth.
2. Whores and sluts are not holy fags. they cannot receive the benefits of the holy fags and will die on the
unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy.
3. Whores and sluts destroy the basic fabric of fag society, spreading unholy diseases, aids and various
std’s
4. As it is written, charging for the holy act of sex is a sin.
5. The chosen one said onto the whores, sex is a holy act and should be shared between 2 beautiful people
and shall not profit from such a beautiful act of mutual pleasure
6. As it is written, whores shall not eat fish on Friday.
7. Whores are not allowed on the holy grounds, such acts are considered to be a sin.
8. Sluts are not as bad as whores but they do pose a serious problem for a stable fag community. therefore
it is a sin to be a slut.


Chapter 2 (porn)

1. Porn porn porn, the ultimate chosen one says porn is good.
2. Porn makes jobs, secures the future of the internet, makes for strong experienced sexual relationships.
3. Porn stars are allowed to be of the holy fags and may receive all benefits of the holy fags.
4. Porn stars can also be unholy and will die and on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that
stupid cosmic star goat thingy.

Chapter 3 (porn laws)

1. Porn stars are to be paid well. thy gift of the art of sex shall be paid for well.
2. Porn stars shall select those he wants to have sex with.
3. No porn star shall be made to do anything unsafe or be with anyone he does not approve of
4. Any violation of the porn laws in these scriptures will be seen as a sin and the violator will die on the
unholy BBQ pit of death and get eaten by that stupid cosmic star goat thingy.


Chapter 4

1. The steps needed for Whores and Sluts to become a holy Whores and Sluts are as follows.
2. The Whores and Sluts must be honestly sorry. since fags cannot be trusted this will be difficult to
believe.
3. The Whores and Sluts must under go a series of STD testing that must include HIV, and said Whores
and Sluts
must wait a period of at least 3 months without sex and be retested.
4. The Whores and Sluts must test negative on the HIV tests both times and must be treated for any and all
other
treatable STD’s and test negative for all STD’s in thy last test.
5. If said Whores and Sluts cannot pass these simple tests then he is to be expelled forever and sent to the
church of goat where he will die on the unholy BBQ pit of death and be eaten by that stupid cosmic star
goat thingy they
refer to as their “god”.
6. If said Whores and Sluts passes all requirements then he can be allowed to be considered as a holy
Whores and Sluts.
7. Or just follow Exit 2:1-4